THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

Hello mates,

AS YOU GUYS KNOW, I'm very much in love with the talented singer/actor/song writer, who produces works which defined his feelings, thoughts, emotions and experiences. He's such a great artist I can't find anyone as talented as he is.

Just right before I close my eyes and move on to my dreamland I decided to pick up my electronic organizer, the I-can't-live-without-iTouch and surf the YouTube. I found out that this talented man appeared on CNN TalkAsia and he is driving the world's ultimatecar (according to Kent Tan, it is an ultimatecar) = Mercedes SLR!

I'm blogging at 4 in the morning, full of frustration.

I'm feeling like shit. I feel like someone just stabbed my chest, 5 centimeters away from my lung. I'm so hurt, I'm in pain and so pissed. I don't like me feeling this way.

THIS MAN, will be stepping his magic footsteps on one of the cinema in Kuala Lumpur on 21st December 2009. AND I CAN'T BE THERE.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

I seriously Thank God, it is not his concert because I've never missed any of his concerts and I do NOT wish to miss any.

And besides you-tubing, I googled about this man and found out that he recently launched his 3rd restaurant in Taiwan.

I WANT TO GO TO TAIWAN! I SWEAR THIS WILL FREAKING COME TRUE.

JAY CHOUUUUUUUUUUU

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=(

*oh and he was reported DEAD due to overdosed by media from Indonesia. And it is the 2nd time he was reported dead. -_- How did those journalists get the news from seriously?! OH AND Jay Chou will be playing in a Hollywood movie - The Green Hornet!! Alrightttttttt!!!! Movie will be out next year. hahaha, can't wait to see him act as Kota. =)

I don't know the title.

I was thinking of shutting down this blog, and quit blogging. Was I thinking the right stuff? It may sound like the world's hardest question. But, it is still processing in my tiny brain. I don't know what to blog anymore, besides talking about my sometimes-happening and sometimes emotional times.

Being so far away from home does not feel right at all, and it is not as great as I thought. How naive a person can be; getting excited about the upcoming events. I've been feeling like a pathetic piece of lost sperm, my heart was very to to crushed into pieces whenever I think of home, and the loved ones.

Okay, I should really stop whining, it's only 3 months since I left and I've so much to whine and complain about. This is not making my blog any cooler, and myself any sexier.

I can be a real pain in the ass when something gets on my nerves. Not talking about people, particularly, is my laptop. Yes, I still love it but it is driving me crazy.

As far as I thought a HP mini could save my life here, I was wrong. Windows Media Player is not working - it's like a living statue, it's there, but it doesn't move or run. Besides, Internet Explorer is like the toxic you release from your tiny winy hairy asshole. It only works in MSN.com or other search engines, but it doesn't work when I want to watch series online. Google Chrome is running properly and I thank God for that. My BS player does not work for RMVB file which makes me feel like stabbing myself with a ninja's knife whenever I accidentally downloaded RMVB movies.

SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!

=(

It freaks me out sometimes when I think about after graduation. I'll be holding a Diploma and a Degree certificate but how far can both lead me to? So far what I've been through are not as amazing as I thought. I used to frame my future beautifully in my mind, every night before I doze off. Now, I'm afraid there will be either scratches on the picture in my mind, or it may torn into few pieces.

I do not really believe in working hard will lead you to earning 5 or 6 digits every month.

Work is more like a game I suppose. I believe it depends on how intelligent you are, and how smart you are while playing it.

I've got so many assignments to catch up with, but it's just not progressing! *screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

I guess I should calm down by watching series, then only back to Mr.ASSignment. =D

Many things had happened and I'm glad we've solved it. It's the 19th, I miss you. =)

Oh, my love.

Oh my love,

You're finally back with me, after 2 months of separation.

You're so tasty, and having your liquid lingering inside my mouth is orgasmic !

I've never felt like this for a long long time and this feeling is back! Full of satisfaction and joy.

T-t-t-ta-tastay tastay!

3 assignments due in 4 weeks.

1 down, 2 more to go!

I shall start, this weekend. =D

Miss May - The Bachelor's Life Part TwodotZero

Hello mates,

Weekend is here again. *I'm so happy I jump for joy*

Did some grocery shopping and I spent 19 pounds for groceries! Cheers with me people, no more 40 damn quid for groceries, almost had a heart attacked!

Anyway, it's been a really horrifying week for us. Last week our neighbor (on the left) got robbed and there was a robbery 2 houses away from ours (on the right) yesterday! Middle is good but hopefully we will not be one of their victim! *touch wood*

This is so Section 17 PJ, its coming all over again!!! Nightmares for all of us!

Anyway, we can't be worrying all night long it will not lead to any conclusion. So we're gonna try our very best to stick together and keep our stuffs safe and make sure no one gets hurt. Back to Miss May's Bachelor's Life Part Twodotzero.

This episode is more like myself and personal. You can take it as a piece of advice. =)

The things mentioned on the previous postare the basic things you need when you're studying aboard. Coming up is mostly about myself having all that. You may take it as an advice. =) But, it is best if you do not follow SOME of it =D.

1) Cosmetics

Cosmetics, perfumes and lotion are needed!

First, everyone here applies make-up wherever they go, and it would be either smoky eyes and smoky eyes wannabes, some even look absolutely like Miss Universe when they're out. So it's quite weird if I go out without make-up (unless I'm too lazy or I'm late for class)

Going out with a raw-face is like going out without bringing your phone/wallet/purse.

2) Toiletries

From the range of hair products, hand and face. These are all I need for 1 recently 1 hour bath.

Yes, I find bathing for 1 hour or more is my new hobby. I can't leave the HOT shower tub, when I know it is below 7 degree Celsius out there. So yes, I've been taking my own sweet time to bathe and it feels so good all the time. =)

3) Pictures of your loved ones.

Yes even though you're far away but pictures speak more than anything! Just look at those pictures when you're home-sicking. And paste some of your idols' pictures as well, to make things nicer. :) I have Jay Chou, Lee Hom (took during his concert in Genting) and David Beckham (took when I was in HK's Mona Lisa Musuem)

4) PallMall Reds

Cigarettes and Buddy - perfect combo for a Friday night at home!

This is very typical, 1 pound for 1 bottle of Buddy, it is even cheaper than Coca-Cola! How to resists???!!!! Beer and cigg are my must-haves when I'm away from parents. *hehehe*

But make sure you drink responsibly, you can ignore drinking responsibly if you plan to get laid. But, well, behave mutherfuckers.

6) SHOPPING - CLOTHES AND SHOES!!

I came with 4 pairs, and I have 10 pairs of shoes now.

THINK TWICE if you wanna send your daughter to study aboard. This is the consequences. =D

BUT hello? I shop with budget. :) And shoes are girls' best friends, even closer than diamonds. Diamonds are more like women's. Gimme some Choos instead of Tiffany's. :)

YES SHOPPING! Non of the blazer/cardigan/jackets are from Malaysia. I got it from Shanghai and Primark in the UK. How can you find a cardigan for 6 pounds? It's like a paradise for shoppers! It's hard to control myself when I enter the shop. =)

Okay I'm done with this I guess. Will think about more topics about Uni next time. :)

XFACTOR tonight! YEAY!

Miss May - The Bachelor's Life.

Hello mates.

Miss May is going to blog about the very first episode abut her life as an university student, who's currently studying in the UK. You may take it as a guide, it might be useful . However, the main purpose of blogging about my not-so-fabulous bachelor's life is to update my lovely people back in Malaysia, and to kill some time.

Clock is tick-tocking at 12.42 a.m. at the moment, I'm not wide awake, a little sleepy and tired. BUT, I do not want to waste my precious mid night moments on the weekdays (No classes to attend tomorrow, yay to me!). I will not forgive myself if I sleep now and wake up at 10 in the morning.

I was ALMOST late for class yesterday, due to the 3 degree Celsius in the morning, it took me a lot of courage to leave my ultimate comfort zone. =(

Cut the crap and my complains about the weather, the people, the girls, the guys or whatsoever. Let's move on to Miss May - The Bachelor's Life Part 1 !

So today I'm going to talk about what do you need/what do you do if you're studying aboard (sorry, the content below is applicable to females only. As for men, if you're metro or gay or if you love me as a friend just read it through)

1) Due to the weather in the UK, your skin tend to get dehydrated all the time. Therefore, a good quality of water bottle is needed, anywhere and everywhere you go!

When I say good quality does not mean the Arsenal, even though they're good. =)

Water keeps you and your skin hydrated so do make use of your bottle water!

2) Laundry Bag

(ignore the smelly socks next to the laundry bag)

A laundry bag is needed in your room. Throw all your smelly/dirty/ketchup stains/period stains/ cum shots/ etc clothes to a laundry bag therefore it would make your life easier - knowing the days you did not do your laundry by feeling the weight of the bag.

3) Umbrella!

Get a simple and sophisticated umbrella if you're poor as fuck like me, need to save up the public transportation money to travel to university for Paris/London/Amsterdam/Sweden/Rome/Ciggs/Alcohol/pads/condoms/etc.

Umbrella is needed because it often rains in the Autumn and of course Winter seasons (and snow, too), it is definitely useful as you do not wish to walk 30 minutes under the rain and attend classes with your wet and smelly clothes, right?

4) Organizer

It is not necessary to be an electronic organizer (it would be perfect if you have one).

WHY ORGANIZER? - To plan your holidays, days to skip classes, days to get laid, your period dates and much more.

For those who has an iTouch but if you're using it just as an MP3 player you are WRONG!

iTouch enables you to jot down some short notes, online, planning via calender, alarm clock, games, weather news, currency news, mp3 player, video player, and much more! It's like shooting 987654321 birds with 1 stone.

*I compliment iTouch does not mean I like iPhone. -_-

5) Having your favourite football team poster

If you're a football freak/fan/asshole/sucker and you do not have anything like this in your room : you're basically a twat to me.

I'm just joking. Any posters will do, it helps to make your room look 10 times nicer I SWEAR! - Can buy others like Zac Efron -_-, JLS -_-, John and Edward or William Hung posters if you want.

Posters like naked women or men are so outdated. Try something like a man peeing on a woman's vagina, might have a better view for that. =p

Posters from HMV: 4 pounds for 1 and 3 for 10 pounds - Totally worth it as the poster is huge and good in quality. (Not advertorial, it is based on my opinions)

6) BOOKS from LIBRARY

YES, I've read 4 of this, out of 5 man and I'm so proud of myself!

Anyway, READING IS IMPORTANT for a degree student. Module tutor will not bug you to read or whatsoever like how a primary school teacher does. But, if you don't read and do your research, you're dead and that's your problem, not the tutor's.

So if you do not want to live long and die straight, DON'T READ. Keep dreaming of getting laid then.

I hope you've learned/enjoy the list I've made.

Coming up next: Miss May's personal must-haves!!!

kisses.

Clean your ear shits!

Hello mates,

Yes, I'm damn pissed and disappointed.

Good singers are not-so welcomed in the industry, and people tend to like nonsense like John and Edward instead! This is a disaster! How can you compare; a sweet looking girl with good vocal and nonsense like John and Edward, who are the ultimate disaster when it comes to performing. All they know is dance like a sohai (idiot) and they think they are entertaining? They don't even sing when they're performing! All they know is to act like a baby, dance like an idiot and mess up the whole performance!!!!!

It may be a little entertaining when they do it on the first time but it has been almost 4/5 weeks and this is what they can give?

STOP TAKING OTHER BETTER SINGERS' PLACE AND GO HOME!

What would the world think of X-Factor if John and Edward stays in the top 5? Is a damn singing competition. Not a competition for idiots. X-Factor would be a shame if John and Edward continue to be in the top finalists.

Them both and Lucie - the bottom 2 elimination

John and Edward was saved by the public votes and Lucie went home. (*&^%$£"£!

JEDWARD should crawl back to the Mars.

*image taken from google.com

and comments above are based on my own opinion only.

Friends.

Hello mates,

Gosh it's Sunday! I do not want weekend to go !!! =(

Time table changes, I have classes on Mondays now. =(

3 assignments due in a month, somebody please help me, or shoot me let me die in peace. *choi!*

Anyway I was browsing through my old college pictures and I found some really interesting ones. Oh man, I really miss Semester 1/2.

This never fails to make me laugh out loud!

The result for drinking on weekday.

6 of us went gg.com.my

My stooopid curly hair, Lene's long hair and Jenn's gold hair.

Kenny's lala hair and Joel's rempit hair, Rainforest free-flow days... and this was the very first time we hang out.

*I had to fetch Kenny when I had no idea who the hell Kenny was and the moment he jumped into my car Hitz.fm was not needed cause he was too hyper and talked non-stop.

Agam with his Liverpool fantasy. heheh

Spot my stoopid fat tummy and stoopid hair!

When we were still innocent and naive. hahaha

Lectures were too boring!

So I finished the beloved Pall Mall yesterday night, just now I was desperate for a cigg and I knew I had to drag myself to the convenient store, thought I had to walk under the feels-like-winter-but-it's autumn weather, which freaks me out all the time.

I saw this note beside my door..

Jenn the wifey so sweet kan? eheheh